Rob and Nige go for a drive

Awesome day yesterday. Nigel (Nige to his friends) texted me yesterday. This is what the text said. “Cancel lads night in tonight. Let’s make it lads go for a drive”. I was a bit taken aback I must say. Nige is usually a stickler and finds it difficult to break with tradition. I began to

Nige and the hairdresser

Awesome night on Thursday. Nigel (Nige to his friends) came over. He was a bit late. He was on the phone to his aunty Barbara. He said she was telling him about her boils. He really is a devoted nephew. Anyway when he arrived he was carrying his usual boys night in, four cans of

Happy Spannerversary

Awesome day yesterday. I was just finishing sorting out my cutlery drawer (6 knives (butter) 9 forks, 29 big spoons (?????), 3 little spoons, plus an assortment of other “things”) when there was a familiar knock on my door. I knew instantly it was Nige (Nige to his friends) because he always knocks twice, leaves

Nige’s Birthday

Awesome night last night. It was Nige’s birthday on Sunday. Unfortunately, we couldn’t do anything on that day because Nige was fixing the door on his aunty Barbara’s airing cupboard (it took him 5 hours, and she only made him 2 cups of tea. that’s such an unfair favour hours/cuppa ratio). We met at Claire

Nige’s Birthday

Awesome night last night. It was Nige’s birthday on Sunday. Unfortunately, we couldn’t do anything on that day because Nige was fixing the door on his aunty Barbara’s airing cupboard (it took him 5 hours, and she only made him 2 cups of tea. that’s such an unfair favour hours/cuppa ratio). We met at Claire

Nige’s Birthday

Awesome night last night. It was Nige’s birthday on Sunday. Unfortunately, we couldn’t do anything on that day because Nige was fixing the door on his aunty Barbara’s airing cupboard (it took him 5 hours, and she only made him 2 cups of tea. that’s such an unfair favour hours/cuppa ratio). We met at Claire

Reworking Of A Film

I’ve done a reworking of the 90’s rodent romp “Stuart Little”, however, becuase of CGI problems (mainly, I don’t know what those letters are supposed to mean), I have had to change the name to “Stuart a bit bigger Little”. I’ve cast myself as the little cute 6 foot, 45 year old mouse. Meryl Streep

Morning Thoughts

Morning Thoughts i don’t like radishes they are horrible my friend grew some they are gruesome Of course the most persistent of footballers is Robin Van Persievere Of course before he got more in touch with his feminine side of his personality he was called Robin Van Wallety My parents had great expectations for me

Nige Story

Awesome night last night. nigel (nige to his friends) came over a bit earlier than usual. he wanted to show me his wallet collection. he has five wallets in his collection, all owned by the great man himself (nige). he said he liked to change his wallet every five or six years “just to keep